Cleveland the Creepy POTUS

Last year I gave my Facebook friends a very special gift: A Christmas carol about Grover Cleveland. Now, as the holiday season approaches once more, I share it with the rest of the world as well.

Stay tuned for another presidential Christmas song later in the month, too! (Presidentress: The gift that keeps on giving.)

With no further ado, here is Cleveland the Creepy POTUS, set to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

You know Taylor and Tyler and Arthur and Clinton

Wilson and Hoover and Truman and Nixon

But do you recall the most lowlife leader of all?

Cleveland the creepy POTUS

Had two very separate terms

And if you really knew him

It would likely make you squirm.

He date-raped a widowed woman 

Then she went and had his son.

He had her declared nutso

And locked away from everyone.

His best friend had had a kid. 

He watched her grow up. 

After the friend met his fate,

He wanted her to be his mate.

People thought he'd marry her mom

But he married her instead. 

Cleveland, the creepy POTUS

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